Asian Hottie

An Asian girl or guy that is really hot, sexy, or cute (Usually a girl. Most guy asians are'nt very attractive...lol)

1. Guy: Dude did you see that girl? She was one Asian Hottie!

2. Girl: OMG look! Isn't he such an Asian Hottie?

by The Best Asian February 26, 2005

Thunder Asian

N. A Asian male that is particualrly muscular of Ninja like. They are rare and are a special sight.

Kiriyama from "Battle Royale" is a thunder asian

by Nick!!! October 21, 2007

asian kobe

the only one and trully one asian that can be kobe on the courts of street basketball... his name is Eric Min. He is asian and he owns in basketball. He is black @ where it counts.. in bed and on the court... DUN DUN DUN... damn he shoots fadeaways, dunks, drives in and shoots in your face from time to time during buzzer shots... He averages 30 points per a game and has injured his hand

omg.... that guys is wearing the original authentic 24 jersey.. holy shit... its eric... ohh i mean the asian kobe...damn that foo is 6'7 .... fools pretty tall

another example... omg.. that foo just got kobed by the asian kobe !!!

by tenjin May 29, 2010

Asian Pear

One who is sexy, black, and wears one lucky, yellow sock. Tends to also wear glasses and is very artistic. Many freshman girls adore him and tend to become speechless in his presence. Also loves Beyonce.

Aka Rakim

Freshman 1: "What are you looking at?"

Freshman 2: "Oh, Asian Pear. He is wearing a blue shirt today."

Freshman 1: "Oooh"

Freshman 2: *sigh...*

by Creepy Freshman January 23, 2011

Asian raped

Rapes that normally goes unnoticed.

If it wasnt for the smell of fried rice I'd never have known I was Asian raped!

Martha was Asian raped but the doctor said "medically speaking" she's still a virgin.

by Bamburito September 12, 2012

asian dumpling

when a bitch, preferably asian, sucks on a dude's balls with wasabi in her mouth

you better quit actin' all nigiri, or i'm gonna give you an asian dumpling

by wu tang playa January 2, 2010

Asian Eyepatch

The act of placing ones testicles in the eyes of another. Almost like Arabian Goggles, only instead of goggles its an eyepatch. Captin Hook wore an Asian eyepatch in his day.

Take a look at her, I bet shes wore an Asian eyepatch or two in her day...

by sharonstoneyetti April 7, 2009