Someone who's Asian characteristics are overpowering. Such as almond eyes barely visible to the naked eye, is an active participant of the infamous "Asian Pose", and one who sports the optional accessory of the Razor Scooter. They may also be found in any front row seat of a biology class.
"Hey man, did u see that super asian?"
"Nah she sped by too quick on her Razor Scooter."
"She must be late to her Biology class, looks like she's not getting a front row seat."
"Nah she sped by too quick on her Razor Scooter."
"She must be late to her Biology class, looks like she's not getting a front row seat."
by Ma hoe gan May 31, 2009
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Girl: Uh, probably because I'm Asian?
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by tpb614 March 10, 2016
Get the asian mug.An asian dad, frequently born of Mainland Chinese descent, that drives so intensely that it makes the anal sphincter muscles of his passengers contract upwards for the entire duration of the ride. This happens so much in the districts of North Burnaby that most people can't even shit right.
usual scenario of Asian Dad Driving:
"yo dad stop tailgating my ass is getting sore from all the excitement!"
"FUCK YOU"
*crash*
"wow thankfully my insurance can't go any higher sup!"
"yo dad stop tailgating my ass is getting sore from all the excitement!"
"FUCK YOU"
*crash*
"wow thankfully my insurance can't go any higher sup!"
by thebrownbrothers March 6, 2007
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this is commonly done as self defence and is often followed by a rear naked choke.
wrestlers call it "checking for oil"
porn stars call it "the thumb blast"
*the term was coined in MMA fighter Forrest Griffin's book, "Got Fight?".
this is commonly done as self defence and is often followed by a rear naked choke.
wrestlers call it "checking for oil"
porn stars call it "the thumb blast"
*the term was coined in MMA fighter Forrest Griffin's book, "Got Fight?".
by Mykel Warick April 19, 2010
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by Stacy92 September 30, 2018
Get the Asif mug.Someone who is a complete bad ass. This is a person that is often know my everybody but can be trusted by only a few. This person encounters drugs on a daily basis but chooses not to smoke. This man has pushed weight, usually supplying ounces to his neighborhood . Loved by many and only hated by a few. This person is the most chillest person you will ever meet. This person usually rejects stupidity and has the most connections on his block. If u ever need anything u go to him. Always popular around girls, This person is usually down with anything. This person usually makes something out of his life. This person is one of the most funnest people to be around.
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by Paki Pride March 30, 2010
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