Cognitive rubber duck

When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum

Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight

by JJ________________x October 09, 2021

rubber milkshake

When you finish in a condom and pour it all over her stomac

Stay there I'm gonna make a rubber milkshake

by Brahbro6969 August 22, 2017

rubber casserole

When a significant other puts fecal matter inside of a condom and you apply it on your penis and then have sex with them

Did you do a rubber casserole last night?

by IdleMaverick September 17, 2022

moist rubber vulva

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.

When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.

by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020

Rubber Trumpet

When someone's arsehole is noisy, not smelly, and with a good tune.

Did ya hear that Rubber Trumpet?

by Ruthless Collector October 22, 2023

rubber stick

A rubber stick is a slang word for "putting a rubber on before you engage in sexual intercourse"

Diana: C'mon babe, just put your rubber stick inside of me.

by Sugary Goodness February 01, 2016

Rubber Mallet

Hammer like object with a rubber head. Handle is normally constructed from wood or synthetic material. Commonly used in the oil field by less intelligent people.

Look at the annoying idiot over there beating the side of his trailer with a rubber mallet.

by OFTKW March 04, 2019