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Ride the bike

When a woman sits on your face with her vagina directly over your mouth (the females clitoris is at the tip of your nose) and you let her ride your face until she orgasms.
(first person): Dude last night Susan came three times in my mouth.

(second person): dude you let her ride the bike?! Awesome!!!
by nelly4tado June 19, 2010
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Ride the cannon

Riding the cannon is a sexual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. The cannon is an obvious reference to a knob for it's phallic shape and it's tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket muff.

The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
'Alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?'

Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
by Paul Thompson August 14, 2006
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riding boss

Sitting in the owners corner (adjacent seat to the driver, usually behind)of a moving vehicle that isn't yours. Especially with friends
I'm riding boss on the bentley with you guys
by @naicrosoft Elite Crew October 3, 2013
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Riding the tandem

Me and Jessie are going to frolic in the meadow then we're riding the tandem for a while
by j-masta420 April 19, 2009
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jizz ride

the act of jizzing on a females breasts, and then proceeding to slide down her chest using the jizz as a lubricant.
Guy 1: So what did you and Susan do last night?
Guy 2: I took the most amazing jizz ride of my life.
Guy 1: Nice.
by Bamph March 22, 2009
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E-ride

Adjective. Used to describe something that's over the top in terms of excitement; an exhilarating experience.
Origin: Archaic, dating back to the '50s. From Disneyland's old system of ticket-books. The A-D Tickets were for the okay rides. An E-Ticket was your ticket to the best rides, E-rides, ie. the Matterhorn, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc.
Jeez!!! Driving home with Jacob after the party was an E-ride.
by paul page August 8, 2005
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pussy ride

A female dat rides a females pussy
by J.K jr May 23, 2020
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