What the H!

"What the H!" A line by our very own Grunkle Stan in the episode "The Love God" in the hit show "Gravity Falls". It is used when the famous "Nightmare Head" scene is shown where Grunkle Stan makes a hot-air balloon modeled after his head and on top of it saying "I HEART KIDS." No hes not a pedophile you dumbass.

Stan: "Let 'er rip!"

Meaning to let the balloon go.

Soos lets go of the ballon.

Soos: "Oh no! A let-er ripped!

The letter R falls down on Soos

Stan: "What the H!"

Proceeds to be crushed by a balloon letter H.

Causing the sign to say "I EAT KIDS." And conveniently the balloon caught fire making it known as "The Nightmare Head"

by Luminetial June 7, 2023

toffe h

I've owned a waffle iron for years and use it at least twice a month, yet until recently I had never made nor been served a waffle that I thought was as good as it ought to be. I guess I always loved the idea of waffles more than I actually enjoyed eating them. To me, waffles were supposed to be light, airy, and, most of all, crisp. But by the time they got to my plate, they were always damp and limp. Trying to serve them to company was worse. Either everyone was served a decent waffle, one at a time, or everyone ate bad waffles all together. Why couldn't waffles—even when coated with syrup—stay light and crisp to the last bite?

After lots of recipe sampling, I realized the light, crisp waffle recipe I was looking for didn't exist in any cookbook I owned. If I wanted a really crisp waffle, I was going to have to develop it myself. Three days and a vat full of test batter later, I finally pulled my first perfect waffle from the iron.

I like turtles and toffe h

by Bendtner Bomb December 12, 2016

H-Bog

Horny bastard.

Well dang, Kyle I. is such an H-Bog.

Agreed.

by ohmywater May 11, 2020

5 H’s

Is a way to see if a guy is your type or meets your standards through the five h’s: hair, height, hands, hygiene and humour.

person 1: ‘ did he have the 5 H’s’
person 2: ‘ he only had hair and hygiene’

by some stranger 234 January 29, 2023

Michael H

“Life is too short and time is too fast”

Get that girl bro life is too short and time is too fast. YOLO
Michael H- live your life

by Living like mike August 29, 2022

H, ATP

Hot, Any Time Pussy (penis)

In your contacts you would put:

H, ATP next to the phone number or in the notes

by Johnny Brovo March 5, 2017

Adam H

Adam is the smartest and kindest person you'll ever meet, he is also the hottest man to live and breath on the planet Earth. Lady's say he is very handsome and that he is one of a kind. He loves cuddles and would be the perfect boyfriend.

Girl 1: "Oh my gosh Adam is soooo hot." Girl 2: " Lol I know right, I would leave my boyfriend just for a 40 second cuddle session with Adam."

Adam H is very smart.

by C00Lguy29 April 1, 2022