Tea Bag

(n. or v.) To place testicles in someone's mouth and procede in a up and down motion.

Shut up or I'll tea bag you

by The clit commander April 11, 2003

who-bag

a random bitch that is fucked, discarded, and not worthy of having her name remembered

I heard you slammed some nice pig last night. What's her name?

No fucking clue. Just another who-bag

by Rape King June 16, 2010

hit the bag

do cocaine

1: yo man you tryna hit the bag tonight?
2: nah man i gotta stay sober

by idontsmokecrack October 13, 2020

Sandwich Bagging

The act whereby a sandwich bag is placed in close vacinity while you masterbate. Once near completion the sandwich bag is placed over the penis to allow for a quick and easy clean up.

Stephen - "Liam, we seem to be getting low on sandwich bags!!"

Liam - "Yeah my bad, i've been sandwich bagging like a motherfucker recently. Think Adam might be getting involved as well??"

by ...........???................. May 8, 2008

Dad Bag

When the male scrotum goes from a vibrant, firm, taut state of appearance to that of an old, dangly, wrinkled sack.

Sheila was disappointed to discover that Roger, while young and virile and in his prime, already had developed dad bag.

That old guy at the gym has dad bag. Thing almost drags the shower drain.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017

Power-Bag

A douchebag type who is overly immersed in his own importance. usually a stoner who makes up idiotic words to make himself feel better about his existence. for some reason he also stalks others and takes their picture for fear of forgetting them as soon as he is sober. extremely irritating and is a menace to society.

Artur is such a Power-Bag...he is after spending all his money on weed so now he is scabbing cigarettes off everyone while firing out insults.

by Amaterasoo March 7, 2011

Bag of Socks

Someone who is completely useless.

"Dean your a bag of socks"

by StevenStrand September 25, 2011