Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.

Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!

by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024

Capeetalism

An economic system based on private ownership in which the major goal is to obtain pee. A free market economy.

The United States is a country with capeetalism.

by BiscuitMakyr June 5, 2024

Capippaist

A person from the holy Land of Pipakistan, used to describe their nationality.

Person: Are you a Capippaist from Pipakistan?

Capippaist: Yes, Glory to Pipakistan.

by PassiveBerserker June 5, 2024

CapVr

Something thats not real.

YO Brad that has to be CapVR

by MullanyA June 9, 2024

captual

formerly the stinkers, a fun group of funny guys that just like to have fun. we do not think sexual assault is fun.

girl 1: hey look its captual
girl 2: oh my god i wish i was in captual theyre so cool and rizzy

by captualer June 10, 2024

Capucho

A spanish name for a guy that likes other guys.

A faggot asshole.

Hey that person is looking at me a lot. Never mind him he's probably a Capucho. Let's go.

by DCYBER406 June 23, 2024

capybarnia

It’s a rodent from South America

“I’m the peak of human evolution, and you’re just a capybarnia.”

by aroner July 8, 2024