Dick kinetics

Walking while nude with unsupported male genitalia; usually resulting in discomfort or embarrassment.

Usually involves swaying or bouncing of both testicles and penis.

"I would've run faster but the dick kinetics were too strong"
"Water skiing while nude is a sure way to show off ones dick kinetics"

by Mexican Donkey February 27, 2010

Dick Tears

The tears that come out of your special eye.

Suzie gave the worst blowjob ever and made my dick cry. Good thing she ate my dick tears.

by Taintstar November 17, 2009

doggle-dick

A boy or girl that looks like, or emits the odor of an erect, fire engine red, Doberman Pinscher penis

"Mom, why are you acting like a doggle-dick?"

by Catman Doobie December 23, 2009

February Dick

When your penis shrivels up because it's so damn cold outside. Can also be used to perform the Cobra. Where you stretch out the flaps of your penis, representing the hood of a cobra.

Shit man, I think I have February Dick.
Shit bro, I had it last week.

by SwagZillah January 12, 2011

dick glue

when a man ejaculates siemen out of his dick it forms a white paste type glue. As it came from his dick it is called dick glue.

Mark was blowing Paul so hard that he shot a load of dick glue all over Marks face. Mark had been shot with dick glue

by Swine Doctor May 30, 2011

dick chores

Menial tasks and busy work like cleaning, stocking, sorting, etc. that must be completed before you can go home from work.

"I should get off by 6, but I need to get my dick chores done first"

by Char H January 8, 2006

dick gypsy

a girl that moves from one guy to the next in search of what she can scam from them before moving on to the next.
usually shared among a group of friends.

April is SUCH a dick gypsy. I am sure that once she gets what she can from the W.H.O.R.E. boys she will find another group to stroke off.

by KaosFreak February 19, 2008