1 definition by SwagZillah

When your penis shrivels up because it's so damn cold outside. Can also be used to perform the Cobra. Where you stretch out the flaps of your penis, representing the hood of a cobra.
Shit man, I think I have February Dick.
Shit bro, I had it last week.
by SwagZillah January 12, 2011
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