Get your nose wet

When a guy goes down on a woman, naturally she is moist down there (vagina). If he's burying his face in her crotch, his nose is bound to get wet.

In the Magic Mike: Last Dance film (after eating Salma Hayek's snatch in previous scenes), Channing Tatum's character says to a crowd of auditioning hot male actors (who are also pretty much sex workers like he is), "And to do that, you boys got to be ready to get your hands dirty, your noses wet, and them nuts chafed as shit."

Get your nose wet.

by EatMyPucc July 22, 2025

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Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo

Labrador Retrievers are the sweetest dogs EVER, that is until you mess with them. If you mess with a Labrador Retriever, it is NOT gonna be good for you. At all.

Human: Hey Benny, do you want to...
Labrador Retriever: *perks up*
Human: HA!!! Just kidding.
Labrador Retriever: Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo.

by Pialinist November 22, 2023

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getting lied to

When someone lies about liking you twice and then breaks your heart causing a state of depression

Guy 1: Hey I really like you!
Girl 1: Me too!
Girl 2: Wait you do?
Girl 1: No I don't want to hurt his feelings.
Guy 1: Hopefully i'm not getting lied to

by Hahahhaha12323232 October 28, 2021

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People are starting to get edgy

I read today on Yahoo! Finance that we hit the debt ceiling.

Not really sure what that means; but people seem to be freaking out and getting a little edgy. People seem under pressure.

So am I. But I’m really just confused. Maybe I have it better than most, I don’t know.

If crime in this country starts to pick up and skyrocket in the next few days just like in COVID pandemic, then I will probably know for sure.

People are starting to get edgy

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

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