But Nooo.

usually something you say when you're mocking yourself and the way you want things to go, but just end up getting disappointed instead.

Guy: I was supposed to go to Betsy's house and grab some tea, But Nooo. Caroline just had to kick me out!

by Fawnyiie October 22, 2023

Cum Noodling

When you cum in your partner, then slurp the cum from your partners orifice slurping it like a noodle.

Me and my partner like cum noodling after I have not came in a very long time resulting in an overflowing orifice that is ready to cum noodle.

by Karbonyx November 1, 2023

Hoodie noose

When you try to take off your hoodie and it’s not coming off and it strangles you

I tried to take off my hoodie and it hoodie noosed me

by Hoodie noose maker November 6, 2023

Juan noodle

The Juan Noodle is a sexual position where the man and woman make eye to eye contact laying side to side, front of the body towards each other. The man inserts himself in the woman, with her putting one leg above his, interlocked like two noodles on a fork being slurped into the mouth of a Mexican cowboy.

We tried the Juan Noodle position, it was hot since we made eye contact while fucking in bed.

by hironakamura_ November 12, 2023

Whimper Noodle

A humanoid of diminished constitution which revels in its own lamentations of victimhood, devoid of any principles or moral compass.

I'd feel bad for them if they weren't such a goddamn whimper noodle!

by rivaledbynone November 14, 2023

Push Noodle

Utilizing a non-errect member during intercourse. Action performed to reduce embarrassment or overcome lack of desire. Noddle pushing may require use of a finger for stability.

" I was unable to get hard and had to push noodle for 10 minutes."
"Can we just try again tomorrow? You've been pushing noodle for like five minutes"
" You slept with them? Was it good or did you push noodle on and off until they came?

by Wood drip August 21, 2023

lap noodle

usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak

That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.

by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023