crock of shit

a small basket over flowwing with faeces

Britney spears looks like a crock of shit

by jonney blocks May 13, 2009

twitter shit

When people without much social interaction randomly knock on your door and spew every minor occurance that's happened in their lives in the last few days that should have been posted on Twitter.

My annoying friend interrupted me watching a movie that I've been waiting to see forever to take a massive twitter shit in my living room.

by NevadatheBassist March 4, 2010

dick-shit

When someone is having anal intercourse and pieces of fecal matter become present in the male organ's urethra. When the man ejaculates the cum is a brownish sludge, and this is the dick-shit.

When Ben was nailing Courtney in her butt last night, he ended up with poop in his penis and when he came he dick-shitted all over her mouth.

by redrobbins July 24, 2010

kick this shit

To get going, start things up. To begin a task that you are going to make awesome, rock, and totally pwn those n00bs.

"Ready to go?"
"Hells yeah, let's kick this shit."

by K16 June 11, 2006

shit farmer

A person lacking any redeeming qualities, or exemplifying poor qualities.

Hitler was a total shit farmer.

by rowdyskins August 20, 2007

shit lick

someone who likes to girls booty holes

Man nigga that bitch is a shit lick, i couldnt get her off of my asshole

by Peter Dragon December 30, 2007

shit talker

a window application made for prank calling people.....hella fun to use and call people with.

let's shit-talker that bitch.

we used shit-talker to order a pizza and they couldn't tell at all.

we called the taco bell toll free customer service line with shit talker and complained about finding a pubic hair in our burrito.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008