doodoo dick

shit on the end of your dick, obtained from deep penetration of your partners ass cavity. generally associated with ass hammering.

Bob hit jim so hard in the ass, he now suffers from doodoo dick

by twiSSt September 13, 2006

Sucking dick

Fucking around, being a retard, being sexually active, focusing on non important things

Mariah: OMG this guy just invited me to a motive I CANT WAIT
Me: stop sucking dick

by Silver_J9 January 12, 2019

Dick Nazi

I strict believer in non penile ways.

I heard that your mom is a Dick Nazi.

by Mike December 30, 2003

tennis dick

spraining of the dick from over working it

i got tennis dick from boofin tommy last night

by the boofer March 9, 2003

Dick 7

Someone who gels their hair up at the front and it goes to a dick-like point.

guy1:Hey dick 7!
guy2:you talking to me...?, whats a dick 7?
guy3:you, cause you gel'd your hair up at the front and it looks like a dick.
guy2:gtfo my house >.>

by iamthehero October 9, 2009

Dick Tators

1. Tasty Kidney stones.

2. Testicles. That is all.

1. I got real sick, then went to the hospital so they could remove my dick tators.

2. Last night this bitch was chokin on my Dick Tators, but then she asked if she could return them cuz they had hair on them.

by Zim Zim and the magical Panda May 25, 2006

dick dagger

When a girl looks good from behind but has a monstrous face which sends the feelings of daggers to your dick.

Hector: Look at that phat ass
Moises: Oh Hell yeah that is a phat ass
Hector: Look at the face and let me know.
Moises: Na Dawg her face is ugly she's a dick dagger
Hector: What a waste

by broncos429 August 7, 2011