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liketurbate 

You just know Bob is going to sit over there and liketurbate
liketurbate by ChadAlanJackson June 22, 2012
Word of the Day on June 25, 2012
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A mispronounced Southern expression of "like to have" meaning "almost." Typically followed by "died."
"When I saw that hot dude take off his shirt, I liketa died."
liketa by aventurine September 6, 2012
Your ontop on the World your the Boss you've stepped your game up and now you libe a Boss lifestyle.
Talk to corporate LikeaBoss!
LikeaBoss by elal January 8, 2011

Likes Lane 

The Facebook info page that displays your likes and interests; such as your favorite movies, books, style of music and artists, political and religious affiliations, etc.
I was just strolling down your Likes Lane and thought to myself that but for a few cheesy chick flicks, we share a lot of common interests.

likeopotomus 

"Sally just sits there liking everything on Facebook. That Likeopotomus should go to the gym and pay attention to her neglected children. "

Bill "Fat John just sits there liking everything."

Jim "Im going to get my lunch out of the work fridge... before that dirty likeopotomus waddles over there."

likestalk 

The act of stalking a person on Facebook in order to like his or her status as soon as it is written. People most commonly likestalk their crushes, ex-boyfriend/girlfriends, or if they have neither, the "popular" kids at their school. Often done by refreshing the person's page every 5-10 seconds, clicking between the "Top News" and "Most Recent" feeds (which again essentially refreshes the page,) or (for very smart people) setting up Facebook so that it sends a message to the computer, TV, cell phone, house phone and iPod.
john: this weird kid ive never met likes every one of my statuses as soon as i post them!

don: mine too!

juan: guys chill. hes just a likestalker
likestalk by JayFawkesIsGreat August 23, 2011