dick blanket

masturbating with any kind of clothing/cloth wrapped around your dick. ergo dick blanket

Brad: Man i pulled off a dick blanket last night during the movie under the blanket because i wasn't getting any from Julie

John: nice man nice

Brad: yeah, she didnt even know!

by NcLovin April 23, 2008

dick basket

A womans many used vagina. With enough dicks in it to fill a basket.a HUGE SLUT.or a gay guy

Wow that whore is a huge dick basket.

by kingboi! January 19, 2009

dinky dick

Having a penis smaller than your little finger.

Did you see the size of dinky dick's penis, I didn't it was too small...

by Runty face June 18, 2014

Dick Stroking

Phrase, meaning to stroke dick. Lit.

Phrase, meaning to appease another by being a sort of yes man. As if you were stroking their dick to please them into granting you the smallest of favours. Fig.

Pubert: This prompt for Northwestern sounds like a lot of dick stroking.

Jimmy: College essays sound like they want you to respite what you've said at them.
Timmy: That it is Jimmy. Just stroke the dick. Please that admissions person.
Jimmy: Ewww.
Timmy: Dick Stroking, it's figurative dumb shit.

by qw12DUIS December 29, 2013

Dick writing

Using one's cum as ink and one's dick as a pen.

"My boyfriend was dick writing on my boobs the other day, he came so much I thought he was writing the Declaration of Independence on them. All I could make out was his John Hancock."

by musefan1986 July 11, 2016

dick diver

A guy who is exhibiting the instinctual behavior of piling up as many women as possible and then diving into them, dick first.

That guy has been hitting on every women in here. He's such a dick diver.

by LangHack October 26, 2015

Nigger Dicked

The term used after being dicked down by a black man with a large black penis

Damn, Joe Nigger Dicked me last night. It was like soooooo good!

by Majshock July 8, 2016