when you ask for head but then get your ass beat and then after getting your ass beat by someone else and making excuses for being a pussy, while also getting nudes from middle schoolers and trying to say she sent them randomly
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Justin's tummy was aching, and he was also kind of horny. "Hey guys, I just pulled a maintenance jack on the bowl, feeling much better now!"
by Unwashed_Nuts February 23, 2024
Get the Maintenance Jack mug.A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends
(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)
I have a bright idea!
Things are looking very bright today!
On the bright side, my prank was successful
I have a bright idea!
Things are looking very bright today!
On the bright side, my prank was successful
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Get the Dr Jack Bright mug.The beloved 3.5mm audio port that Apple unjustifiably removed from the iPhone in 2016 which caused a whole domino effect to happen. Eight years later, and most flagships or even mid-range phones lack this basic port. Apple and other manufacturers fabricate lies such as "waterproofing" to fool the masses into believing it was justified.
Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.
Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.
Literally nobody:
Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"
Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021
Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"
Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021
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