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Christmas Zombie

And every year, we give gifts to appease the ghost of Christmas zombie Jesus.
by Shifty Eyed Goat December 23, 2008
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zombiecrat

A Democrat who blindly supports the elite candidates of his or her party. Similar to 99% of all Republicans.
I didn't know Lisa was a zombiecrat until she told me she donated money to Hillary Clinton's campaign.

John thinks Barack Obama is a breath of fresh air for the Democrats. Apparently he took the zombiecratic oath.
by Kenny Olav April 10, 2007
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zombie's kiss

Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties.

A man sits on the toilet to take a crap but not paying enough attention allows his penis to hang low and touch the cold porcelain bowl.

This is a zombie's kiss.
"I got myself a nasty zombie's kiss this morning."
by Elijah Bone January 23, 2008
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Zombie

A reanimated corpse.
1. Lupe fiasco's The Cool, a gangsta brought back to life to haunt the streets. Only one thought runs through his head, the only phrase he can say- "Hustla for death, no heaven for a gangsta".

2. yo mama, (a real ugly zombie)
by Black_VI-DaRealNigga May 9, 2008
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social zombie

someone who goes out, follows the crowd but is living in there head or too high to speak
damn john is such a social zombie, i see him every day and i barely know the guy
by andy2222 June 18, 2009
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american idol zombie

Someone who becomes a zombie when american idol is on. They cant stop watching it when its on, even though they know its gay.
Harry becomes an american idol zombie at work when he passes a tv with american idol on. Its pathetic.
by supersab September 11, 2010
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zombie it

to do something without putting forth any effort or thought. is usually done when you are too tired or bored to actually try. most commonly happens at school or work and occasionally home and other places....
man, i'm way to tired to do this homework. i think ill just zombie it.
by random zombie bum. May 5, 2009
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