Windy-City Assassin

Derrick Rose

Derrick rose...The Windy-City Assassin

by papajaha June 18, 2012

Wig snatched

Being surprised or caught off gaurd

When I saw the pigment on the eye shadows I got my wig snatched

by HamforHam August 25, 2018

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

A warning that dictates that intentionally doing something agreed to be foolish or stupid will only result in negative consequences for the person doing the idiotic thing.

Jack apparently looked down the barrel of his pistol to see why it wasn't firing. It seems he didn't remember the maxim of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and blew his brains out on accident.

by Intelligence001 March 25, 2022

Winnie the poohing

The act of walking around with a t-shirt and nothing else on, like Winnie the Pooh.

My roommates stopped paying the rent and moved out when they walked in on me Winnie the poohing.

by Alex N. aka alexsexyman June 28, 2011

toxic wife

A woman who only marries for financial gain. Once the money is gone, she quickly leaves her husband and takes what little money is left with her.

After Howard lost everything in the stock market bust, he realized what a toxic wife Wanda really was when she emptied out their joint bank account and split.

by Joe Rodolico December 19, 2008

recorded with a potato

A comment that is commonly posted on Youtube about videos that have such poor quality, that they appear all blurry and pixelated much to the displeasure of the viewers.

Man for fucks sake this video of Muse playing at the Olympic closing ceremony that was omitted by NBC blows. I can hardly see or hear shit. Must have been recorded with a potato I guess.

by Terminus_Est August 16, 2012

Miss me with that gay shit

A meme where someone doesn't wanna do something cuz it might look gay.

I don't donate blood. I don't want my blood in someone else's boner.
Miss me with that gay shit.

by DarthKieduss September 18, 2019