Van Loben Slut

A woman who is trying to steal yo' man
That Van Loben Slut is at it again! She's trying to steal my boyfriend!
by The Badger Love Shack December 11, 2013
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Connie Van Hee

The underdog that comes on top. She can withstand the everlasting storms of impudent malevolence. The harbinger of truth. Her resolute is inspirational, and justified. She feels deeply with all of her heart, but is free from the shackles of emotional upheaval. Acting not out of uncontrollable emotion, but a sense of honor. An individual whose integrity balances both discipline and compassion with those who misunderstand her. The ones with clouded judgement, the lost souls of the world who die alone and unhappy, and never find out why, because they were so easily misled by a self-loathing narcissist.
"I refuse to look in the mirror and reflect on my lack of integrity and idiocy, I will never be Connie Van Hee. So I must blame her for everything wrong in my life."
by HoratiosAdmirer September 14, 2017
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Rip Van Dumple

This is when someone falls asleep while taking a dump. Originated in the 1800's when a dutchmen unknowingly drank a magic potion in a drink gave to him by dwarfs. That night he fell asleep while taking a dump only to awake 20yrs later to find out all of his family and friends had died, moved away or gone to war all while he slept on the dumper.
Glen pulled a Rip Van Dumple the other night at the party. He drank so much he passed out sittin there on the toilet takin a dump.
by ooten November 05, 2007
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Linus Van Pelt

the younger brother of Lucy Van Pelt and the older brother of Rerun Van Pelt. Charlie Brown's friend, is called "sweet babboo" by Charlie's sister Sally who likes him but he does not like her back that way. He had glasses for a while and would get vexed when Snoopy would take them away. Through Linus, the term "security blanket" was first introduced. Created by Charles M. Shulz.
Linus Van Pelt carries a blanket everywhere and sucks his thumb; very spiritual and philosophical. is part of the Peanuts comic strip.
by Peppermint Patty+Charlie Brown November 21, 2011
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Mr. Van Rossum

Me: What history movie did Mr. Van Rossum leave for us to watch?

Sub: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Me: I want to be as awesome a teacher as this guy.
by German Republican June 14, 2010
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Chevy Lumina Van

A van that not only is appealing to hot women, but reaches speeds in excess of 267 miles per hour.
Damn, did you see that Lumina Van fly past that hot roddin, wing sportin jew motha fucka?
by Fusy Baby December 12, 2004
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Darryl Van Horne

He gets to you. He's dark and dangerous, and exciting and mysterious. He arrives on a cloud of scandal. And everywhere he goes, he stirrs up sex and trouble.

gotta love him.
Joanna: Did you hear about the guy who just bought the mansion?

Roxy: Ya, I heard his name is Darryl Van Horne. Hes hot and rich.

Kat: Perfect.
by Karmas UH byotch January 17, 2010
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