A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.
Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?
200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit
200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

When you take care of all the fore play in the uber. So as soon as you hit the front door, dick's out.
You're dicks for making me drive back drunk, when I could have driven everyone dt sober and not been part of your uber foreplay back to Danielle's.
by DanMaster86 September 19, 2016

Dude that new guy is such an Uber.
He has been ubering all day.
When will they stop ubering and actually handle their responsibilities.
He has been ubering all day.
When will they stop ubering and actually handle their responsibilities.
by Delraydave January 27, 2019

A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours
or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
by Jeef Berky December 29, 2014

When someone is inebriated and slurring their words such that they need to take an Uber ornother ride sharing service.
by Dsmoothe2716 June 12, 2018


A car service that is a lot better than a taxi cab. Drivers always have nice cars and the company will always make sure that you don't get fucked over. You download the app on your phone which you create an account that will have your debit card stored in. They just can't wait at the airport.
by Mattdude September 24, 2016
