twazzer

Coined by the Larry King Character on Mad TV, this term was used to describe the extreme amounts of pornographic material depicted on the HBO show about cowboys called Deadwood. He uses it profusely, making it sorta funny.

It means quite simply the female genitalia.

Twazzers twazzers twazzers!

-Larry King

by Robin Hood ! August 27, 2006

Twatopotomus

An extremely bitchy women. Also called twatopotomus-rex

Group of Guys: "This new game rocks".
Mother of Guy 1: "DO YOUR HOMEWORK".
Guy 2 to Guy 1: "Dude you mom is such a Twatopotomus".

by Juggalo Abraxus January 10, 2009

twanger

One who twangs, masturbator, jerk-off, wanker.

"Look at that guy there driving a Beetle."
"Heh, what a twanger."

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

Twatwaffle

Not cool or masculine enough to be considered a douchbag, but every bit as irritating if not more so. Whereas a douchebag most likely belonged to a fraternity, the twatwaffle was the target of a frat house. As an older adult, they come off as sniveling wimps and are often at the center of drama.

Bruce is the epitome of a twatwaffle, his nelly attitude combined with his insatiable appetite for drama move him slightly to the left on the kinsian scale, but he’s definitely not gay.

by JMGLosAngeles February 7, 2018

Twat Monkey

A very annoying person who somtimes jumps arond like a monkey very stupidly.

Amy Lee was being a Twat Monkey when her first CD was published.

by Anime4Evr February 28, 2009

aqua twat

a soggy minge

That dirty slut was packing a severe aqua twat

by The_geyser_that_feeds_'er July 1, 2009

twatcicle

a derogatory term for a woman deemed to be an icy bitch. Combines the terms the words, twat and icicle.

Whitni- "Yo girl, that bitch down the hall needs to get that stick out of her hoochy ass and stop being such an asshole"
Abby- "Fo' sure girl, what a twatcicle!"

by Tim, courtesy of Abby January 6, 2008