Tilted Lie

When someone avoids the truth in order to deceive.

Did she tell you she was cheating on you? Sorta, she used a tilted lie, to make it seem it seem like she was telling the truth.

by Slang555 January 17, 2011

Teledextrousness

noun. wireless hands

Then you're going to have to train your telepathy and then train for your ambidextrousness and then be the champion of teledextrousness...

by foudre September 5, 2012

Tired As Penis

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.

"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"

by Joshandersonisawesome May 21, 2012

teledaddy

A dad who you hear from but hardly ever see. A dad who parents via telephone. Same can be applied to a mom. Telemommy. A dad or mom who prefers to parent through telephone contact.

If you talk to your dad via telephone but hardly ever see him then he must be a teledaddy.

by MsCheckit June 12, 2014

teleday

American holiday. Family time. We open on the following teledays: Super Bowl, Oscar Night, ....

Happy Teleday! #oscarsunday

by Her Serene Highness February 21, 2015

Tired

When your tired

Im tired

by #done with life October 14, 2016

tired than a mud

Being tired than a motherfucker. An abbreviation for "motherfucker".

I'm tired than a mud

by Mrkingjoc September 11, 2016