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Vegan

A slutty smug self satisfied son of a bitch that thinks that if they are righteous not to eat anything that harms animals. Cows get their titties sucked for milk, this has been deemed unethical by these fucks but slicing and chopping plants is all right.
*fails a maths test*
Are you a fucking vegan?
by Constable Cunt September 21, 2019
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Vegans

Dude 1: “Did you hear about that vegan who attacked that KFC employee?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, these crazy vegans think they’re helping the world.”
by Lonelyahole March 1, 2024
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salad vegan

Someone who goes vegan but hasn't learned what nutrition is, so they eat almost only vegetables. Usually gives up veganism after a month and tells everyone they could never do it.
Whether well-meaning or looking for attention, salad vegans usually give up veganism after a month of starvation, having consumed neither protein nor fat nor a nutritional recommendation, but with prolonged brain degeneration due to lack of vitamin B12, some go on to become the crazy neighbor next door.
by 195758109843 May 18, 2022
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Vegan

Assholes who kill our only source of oxygen and whine about how we "kill animals"
"I'm an idiot? Im not the one turning vegan."
by Maya Ari February 28, 2017
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Vegan Minute

Hey you only have a vegan minute left!!!
by Ratapooey October 19, 2020
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Hippy Vegan

The act if of sucking one's penis and collecting sperm in a cup and dumping it onto your partners chest and strapping to a wall and letting your dog slurp it.
"My friend volunteered to hippy vegan me last night" "Did you?" "No" "i would have"
by Rrrrect January 11, 2015
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Vegan btw

something every vegan is required to say at the end of every sentence regardless of the context. Vegan btw.
Vegan Extremist: Hello my name is Karl. Vegan btw :)
Non-Vegan: IDC ABOUT YOUR DIET!!! STOP FORCING YOUR LIFESTYLE ON ME!!
by Acoolbro56 September 2, 2023
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