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Beached Weasel

A “beached weasel” is usually found in a trap house to Diggles their way through everybody’s belongings with no remorse and guilt or care and will help you look for the things they stole from you etc. A “beached weasel” is a two-faced backstabbing friend Who will Lie to your face or steal from you step on your toes And have no remorse of doing it!!A “beached weasel”Can also be someone Who hangs out only when it is beneficial to them and some sort of way and in most cases drugs!!! Watch out for beached weasels because they are everywhereAnd will adapt to any environment or situation....
You can go out to any trap house in Olympia and find a “beached weasel”
by anonymous June 5, 2018
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Kitty Weasel

1.) A cute pet-name for someone you care about. Usually one who is extremely sarcastic/whitty/musically inclined/tattooed/uses the word fum/puts random ''z's'' in words.

2.) An elongated cat, in the torso area. Also referred to as a "weenie-cat."
1.) "I skipped through your 13 minute song, Kitty Weasel."

2.) "Hey! I think I tripped over a Kitty Weasel!"
by TailSwallowerAndDove May 25, 2010
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Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel
by DonDsnger December 9, 2016
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Weasel

The red pill types according to Jordan Peterson.... Until there was some crossover between the fan bases.... Wonder how that happened.
Hym "I'm a weasel huh? You sure? Can you tell the difference between a weasel and a mongoose at a glance?"
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
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Weasel wash

The act of washing your weiner in a sink
Man that thing stinks give it weasel wash
by Icey_dog5 June 10, 2025
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Waste Weasel

When your pet becomes a scavenger of the waste lands of your environment.
Example: "I dropped crumbs on the carpet and that's when the waste weasel came a runnin."
by Mischiepple December 31, 2020
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Gewch Weasel

A grotesquely deformed hairy penis
Oh my God he has a Gewch Weasel
Wassup my Gewch Weasel
by Landon De Loume August 16, 2025
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