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The act of grabbing a random woman's vagina and smelling your fingers afterwards.
That guy committed trumpalingus.
by DonDsnger December 09, 2016

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Man that is armed with a 12 inch-slong to enforce the law and eliminate any serious threats with his special " sausage wack"
Oh my god it's a COP! He's unbuckling his belt, RUN!!
by DonDsnger December 09, 2016

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A term to describe a dump that is at least 6" long and slowly exits the ass, while staying attached and swinging back and forth until it drops into the bowl.
That baby swang like an Arangatang William Swinger!
by DonDsnger December 09, 2016

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A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel
"That shit looks like a shit weasel."
by DonDsnger December 09, 2016

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A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel
"That shit looks like a shit weasel."
by DonDsnger December 09, 2016

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