urban dictionary

The most accurate dictionary you'll ever find.

i am an urban dictionary, everyone is!

by Barackolli Obama July 16, 2017

Urban Coctionary

Urban Dicktionary with a bigger wang

Chad got on Urban Coctionary and got 15 words published in under a minute

by D Flawless November 13, 2019

urban cattle

almost brainless humans who wander about cities, stepping into traffic, standing on the white center lines as cars zip by. Also move aimlessly on sidewalks, often blocking or forcing those actually going somewhere with a purpose to go around them. Similarly to the cows that reputedly wander the streets of large cities in India more or less as they please.

The traffic lights had a count-down to when the pedestrian crossing would commence, but the urban cattle were already off the curb at minus 10 seconds, targets for any fast traffic running the crosswalk on yellow.

by Lettlander July 23, 2011

urban dictionary

a dictionary website that used to be useful but is now only used by teens who are procrastinating.

person 1: what r u doing rn
person 2: i'm bored so i'm looking at random definitions on urban dictionary
person 1: k have fun nErd

by TheRealSlamB36 February 10, 2020

Urban sisters

a group of similar aged women who meet regularly to discuss life's experiences

my urban sisters are coming to brunch on Sunday

by MiddleAgedMoose May 17, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A internet site where you can make and post your own definitions, then for some reason they get rejected.

Person 1: "Hey have you seen the Urban Dictionary?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I always get rejected."

by Idiot801 November 9, 2016

Urban tank

Huge SUV that fits 8 or more passengers. 3/4 ton heavy duty capable of towing at least 10,000lbs. Equipped with a Diesel engine that has exhaust modified for maximum noise while at idle or cruising down the road. Weighs a minimum of 4 tons. The SUV is basically a tank but for urban applications.

Person 1: yo can relocate my house down the street and take all 5 of my kids with us?
Person 2: hell yeah ive got that urban tank

by Tankmasterflex July 28, 2017