Jacob Aids

Jacob Aids is a terrible disease that one person can get when they realize there crush is gay. Jacob Aids symptoms are very different, but the number one effect is that the one who has caught the disease gets R.E.K.T. ( Rare Existential Killer Tuberculosis). But the advanced form of Jacob Aids is Jesus Aids

Bro1, lilly is gay
Bro2, damn I now have Jacob Aids

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeee6969696969 February 25, 2022

Fucking AIDS

When something is not fun or annoying to do.

Dave: I gotta goto the DMV renew my license, fucking AIDS.

by James White the fourth August 12, 2021

CRAB AIDS

Crab aids is a batter way of saying something is aids because adding crab before it is funnier because it makes zero sense. ROH ROH RAGGY

School today was crab aids my skillet.
Facts my brostar.

by Crabaids taste good November 24, 2021

AIDS Black

A crack smoking, whorish Africanized woman.

Dude, that girl looks AIDS black!

by Hello Rebecca! September 9, 2010

Band Aid

group of musicians from the UK who recorded "Do They Know It's Christmas?" in the mid 80s.

If you have no idea what song this is, trust me on this one; you will hear it over and over and over and over and over....

I was walking through Walmart and I heard that fucking Band Aid song for the 26th time today....and Christmas is a month away. For fucks sake, I hope that song will go away soon.

by Ricky Roma November 27, 2003

first aid

Medical practice of healing small cuts or lacerations that doesn't require any professional training

Damn, son, I cuts myself. Go get the first aid.

by Javier Z. May 11, 2008

phone aids

The act of using someone else's phone charger in an act of desperation to power your device ;) resulting in a lag or virus in your poor phone proceeding the event.

Dude I think your mom's charger gave me phone aids last night. My phones been all f**ked up ever since

by internationalparker September 2, 2012