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Big Tech 

Coined by President Donald Trump, refers to social media and internet-based companies such as Facebook, Twitter, and Google and their (potential) abuse of power. These companies have platforms that are very popular. Thus, have the ability to swap public opinions by means of censoring and promoting certain topics.
Guy: Yo I just got banned from Reddit for saying pineapple doesn't belong on pizza after Spez said we have to accept different opinions. Friend: Big tech at it again.
Big Tech by Sazuri November 12, 2020
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sydney tech 

house of homo;

commonly described with the word zayd
sydney tech by "E" February 20, 2004
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beef tech 

Something extremely manly, awesome, or both. Certainly NOT something techy/beefy.
Whoa the Patriots are fucking BEEF TECH.

They are going to go undefeated.
beef tech by Mikey Kilgore December 21, 2007

Super-Tech 

'sü-p&r-'tek

A vehicle technician of high grade or quality. Typically 'over-diagnoses' problems, resulting in wiring repairs, reprogramming PCMs, or pretending to repair vehicles. Usually spotted with his DRB scanner.
"Traced and repaired intermittant short in instrument panel wiring harness, r&r partial harness and HVAC wiring, repair remote start harness grounding near column, resemble instrument panel and rmeote starter system, repairec C11 RD at column harness from power distribution center." - Super-Tech
Super-Tech by Ass-Monger September 18, 2008

Virginia Tech 

My school. A pretty awesome place considering you're in the middle nowhere since the people bring the big town life here with them. Known for its academics and sports among many other things.

As a high school senior, I had to choose among a near infinite amount of East coast universities to attend, eventually realizing the greatness that was just an hour down the interstate. They're also pretty selective. I was one of 5,600 freshmen accepted from a pool of over 20,000 applicants in 2008.

Some facts:
-We do have a formidable football team, although many (and myself) could care less if it gets too gung ho.
-(In response to a blatant misconception I heard) We don't fuck the cows here. That's just gross.
-The students here are really chill and easy to hang with. There's something here for everyone.
-Great Engineer and Architecture programs. Even beats, dare I say it, UVA...
-The largest full time student population in Virginia.
-The party scene here is commendable. Plenty of frat and apartment venues to get you pissed on a weekly basis if you desire.
-Guy/Girl ratio is approaching a cool 50/50, up from being slightly more sausage a few years ago. (so no need to fret)
-Totally awesome guy: I'm so stoked that I'm going to Virginia Tech this fall! Engineering or Architecture, I don't care, I just want to go!
-Totally awesome guy's totally awesome friend:
Good for you! I got accepted into UVa to study business this fall, their program was a big plus to me.
-1st Guy: *friendly jest* Oh yeah? I guess we'll see your team's ass on the gridiron come November you zima-sippin first-year prick.
-Friend: *similar jest* Very funny you cow screwin' hick, why don't you whistle to your quarterback boyfriend through your missing front tooth while you slap the back of your sunburnt neck and spit your chaw!
-1st Guy: .... ummmm, yeahhhh...
-Friend: I went to far didn't I?...

texas tech 

where nobody actually graduates from but attends for 6 years just to party and get the raider rash. no class, no grades, no problem i guess they can say they at least went to college.
"Texas tech, where the wind blows as hard as the school."




texas tech by ag13 April 21, 2009

Virginia Tech 

Virginia Tech is a school that has no national championships in any sport....other than bass fishing
http://sports.espn.go.com/outdoors/tournaments/news/story?id=3072091
# of national titles for some virginia colleges
Old Dominion 28
Virginia 19
James Madison 5
Richmond 1
Virginia Tech 0, unless you count bass fishing (which would make 1)
Virginia Tech by jmskins26 February 23, 2009