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Toilet Texting

Verb
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.

This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.
Texting guy 1. -dude, I'm toilet texting you rn

Texting guy 2. - Lol, gross 😂
by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017
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Lunch Teaming

Lunch Teaming is a counter-cringe situation card used among humans (e-kids). prevents loneliness smoothly, but only works when no one knows the counter-card.
Alex: Shall we go now?
Philip: Sure.
Sebastian: let's make it cringe.
*no one stand up*
Alex: Philip, lets go!
Sebastian: Oh, so your lunch teaming?
by hentai_69 May 24, 2017
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Patrick had screen tearing while in astroneer.
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High Texting

when your tripping balls and text Zoey
“oopsie. i’m really high but i think it’s a good idea to start high texting Zoey”
by Cottonfacedniggerboy December 31, 2017
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Vaginal tenting

By heck luv you've got some good vaginal tenting goin on down there
by Shellbean74 February 17, 2018
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Third Teaming

Third teaming is when you are on both teams and your team. It's hard to do and it's not favored. The number vairies on how many teams there are.
Third teaming is a form of betrayal
by Can I get a hello August 1, 2018
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