Hittn switches

A person who’s tweaking balls and can’t stop moving around

Look at Amber she’s hittn switches hard she must have some good shit

by TubeSteakDickDouglas March 26, 2022

clicky switches

The keyboard switch that you want to make your parents angry with at night.

HAHAHA clicky switches GO BRRRRRRR fuck you dad.
Smack!!smack!!!smack!!!!.
-Go buy some linear switches instead bitch!
-ok daddy.

by Not Filip or Linus. April 1, 2022

Slovakian Switch-a-roo

A wild act of fornication, whereby person A shits into a funnel that has been inserted into person B's anus. The pressure build-up then causes the faeces to enter person B's anus, thereby completing the shit switch-a-roo.

Vladimir is very freaky, I heard he gave Helga a Slovakian Switch-a-roo in the men's toilet last night. He must carry a funnel around with him the sick bastard.

by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022

Bad Switcheroo

A bad switcheroo is also known as a Bruce Jenner. It occurs when a male gets a sex change into a fake female. They continue to look like a man and talk like a man. In order to combat the bad switcheroo and look and talk like a woman they have a deep burning desire to get plastic surgery. They proceed to peel skin off a good looking female butt, they have the urge to take the skin to a plastic surgeon to make them look like a chick. They also attend voice coaches that instruct them on how to talk like a queen.

Gee, Bruce Jenner still looks like a man. I think he got a bad switcheroo.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

San Francisco Switcheroo

When your partner has fallen asleep after sex, quietly slip out and exchange places with a friend who's the same sex as your partner (or the opposite sex if you're homosexual). After they've gotten comfortable together, call your partner or knock on the window. Surprise!

I donkey punched her the other day and she got me back by pulling a San Francisco Switcheroo on me.

by Yeah_I_dont_care February 21, 2011

Pinch and Switch

When a group of male friends or strangers meet up in a bathroom and spontaneously start pinching the others' penises with homoerotic glee. The "switch" part comes from switching the lights off.

Do you remember last night, Alfred? When we caught Joshua and his boys playing Pinch and Switch in my uncle's dirty washroom for almost an hour? I heard them giggling the whole time they were in there, but by the time they came out they were completely silent and stone-faced. I wish they had invited me, too...

by Djentistrulyoutrageous February 10, 2015

Easy On Switch

When a Male is easily turned on by a female, even when they are just close to the male or just by cuddling.

Kyle was led in bed with Ashlyn and they kissed a few times and now Klye has a boner. This is because Klye has a Easy on Switch.

by Jim Bob Sanderson June 20, 2016