surpriseness

What a person sais when they cant think of the word surprise.

Girl 1: What does that cake taste like?

Girl 2: surpriseness!

Girl 1: do you mean surprise?

Girl 2: Ahh yes...

by pharavhor February 27, 2014

surprise buttsecks metal cover

the best song of history

spy:gentelmen bang your heads
me:*agressive head banging*
surprise buttsecks metal cover is best metal cover
it is song about surprise buttsecks

by raybeez February 11, 2022

bifkinder surprise

the origins lie with tom an harry hardcore,
the meaning of a 'bifkinder surprise' is basically contact with the bifkin whether pleasureale or painful, a tickle or a kick!

"phwoar, that dirty swine gev me a right painful bifkinder surprise with his steel toe-caps"

by tommy-o November 11, 2004

Dull surprise

A term refering to poor acting, specifically blank, emotionless expressions.
The term first appears in the Alien from L.A. episode of MST3K to refer to Kathy Ireland's general countenance.

Me: Dude, have you seen that Alien from L.A. film?
My friend: Yeah, man! Kathy Ireland's idea of acting seems to involve approaching all emotions with the same face dull surprise.
Me: I know what you mean. She's like a female Charlie Sheen

by The Woolly Sammoth September 12, 2009

sausage surprise

A transvestite that one picks up inadvertantly / by mistake.

I put my hand up her thigh and, by jingo .. a sausage surprise , she wasn't a real woman at all.

by rburger May 24, 2012

surch

a sudden explosion of bewbies

"WOW! did you see that sudden explosion of bewbies also known as a surch"

by poop-dog January 10, 2005

surprenant

means "surprising" in french.

OMFG==== surprenant

by tarynrae July 5, 2008