Steak and mash

To give a girl and facial and then punch her in the face

I gave Her steak and mashast night

by Samuel.B.Goodman June 11, 2025

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Jake the Steak

Jake the steak, known best for living in a lake of snakes. The holder of the biggest steak world record. His most profound super power is many snakes and women being extremely attracted to him, the occasional lion too. He is also very hard workin and has really nice abs 😣. If you get a hold of a steak like his make sure you gobble it before anyone else does.

"Woah do you see all those snakes and those chiseled abs!! He's totally a Jake the Steak, I wonder if he will have my snake babies🥺!!"

by shdgdjsjwu>:( November 22, 2021

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STEAK A LA GRANGE

A steak that's been succulently beaten, and tastfully urinated on. Sprinkled with salt, this is considered to be a disgusting snack for sickos in the East coast of the Apple Country down yonder in the lands of yore. Congrats to all steak a la grand entrepreneurs, collect 200 dollars but do not pass go.

Wow... steak a la grange! I wonder who it was that drained their organ onto this slab of meat?

by Cheddar Cheese Hold The Stank April 4, 2024

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