Stationary Road Head

When your lady shows up to work on your lunch break to suck you off in the car on the company parking lot

Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday out of the blue to give me some stationary road head on lunch. She is definitely a keeper

by 1machinist November 17, 2020

Stationized

1) Something that can move but is also not moving at the same time.

2) something or someone that wants to move but cannot.

1. Daravius prefers running on the treadmill because it’s stationized.

2) “Yea them folks had me locked up and stationized for the weekend, but I was out Monday tho!!”

by MartinLutherBling October 15, 2021

Stationary Thermodynamics

A framework that describes systems in steady state—neither expanding nor contracting, but with constant flows of energy and matter maintaining a stable configuration far from equilibrium. Stationary thermodynamics applies to ecosystems, cells, cities, and any system that persists through constant dissipation while maintaining its structure. Unlike static thermodynamics (which deals with equilibrium), stationary thermodynamics focuses on the dynamic balance where inputs match outputs, entropy production is constant, and the system's macroscopic state remains unchanged despite microscopic flux. It provides the tools for understanding how life, societies, and engines maintain themselves in time without growth or decay.

Example: "The forest ecosystem was in stationary thermodynamics: energy flowed in from the sun, nutrients cycled, but the total biomass and species composition remained stable for centuries."

by Abzugal March 22, 2026

Stationsfiets

Station Bike (noun) 🚲💨

A rusty, slightly wobbly, yet mysteriously unbreakable bicycle that lives at the train station. Often held together by duct tape, zip ties, and sheer determination. Looks like it was abandoned in 1997 but somehow still rides.

Primary function: Getting you from home to the station and back, while being so unattractive that even the most desperate bike thief won’t bother.

Secondary function: A test of your faith every morning—will the brakes work today? Will the chain stay on? Only the bike gods know.

Synonyms: "Rust Rocket," "Two-Wheeled Gamble," "Urban Relic"

The frontlamp fell of my stationsfiets. But with some ducttape it is as good as new.

by Ebbije March 24, 2025

Play Stationed

To become the victim of identity theft due to lacking security on websites one is required to register for just to view, access or otherwise download documentation that should normally be accessible on a public link.

Thanks to that site's pitiful security, I got Play Stationed.

by TheHumanWiki November 13, 2011

Switching stations

To switch stations simply means to go from one language to next during your interaction with another speaker who may also be bi or multilingual. People "switch stations" to add a bit of context on the subject matter or topic they're talking about so that the listener can fully comprehend the speaker. The speaker also does this as a way to relate to their listener(s) and make them feel connected. The phrase/term originally derived from the multitude of radio and TV stations, in South Africa, that are being broadcasted in different tongues/languages for specific listeners/viewers to read. So if you change from one station to the next, you would hear the new speaker on your telly or radio speak in a different tongue than the predecessor from the other station.

Speaker #1: Sawubona bhuti. Igama lami nguSphiwe and what is your name?

Speaker #2: Yebo, sawubona Sphiwe. I'm Trevor.

Speaker #1: Oh, okay. Ngiyajabula ukukwazi Trevor.

Speaker #2: 😅 Yebo. Nice to meet you too, Sphiwe.

(Example of two speakers switching stations between each other)

by SippySip June 29, 2020

Korean Stationery

Spontaneous utterance when an intrusive web pop up intrudes on an important meeting. Common with natives of Alabama. Usually paired with dramatic closure of a laptop.

Korean stationery! (Slam)

by Coptermedic November 4, 2021