squirrel cheeks

When it appears that you have nuts in both sides of your cheeks.

Look mom, Kasey has squirrel cheeks.

by Sue Johnson August 3, 2006

Squirreling

The act of cramming your dick so far into a female that your nuts stay warm for the winter.

Dude, I heard that guy was squirreling so hard last night that he cracked a nut.

by Thebushyc May 6, 2015

Blind Squirrel

After receiving head, shoot a load all over her eyes while she proceeds to suck on your nuts. She cannot see and has nuts in her mouth as would a blind squirrel.

Damn that blind squirrel was going nuts.

She was so generous she even gave me a blind squirrel after I was done.

by TheLog127 July 17, 2011

scamming the squirrel

Scamming the squirrel is slang for trying to coerse the opposite sex's sexual reproductive organs to have sexual intercourse with your sexual reproductive organs.

Or, for more of a vulgar definition - trying to get some pussy.

Dialogue between 2 friends:

Joey: "Matt, you scamming the squirrel?"

Matt: "Oh yea, I'm negotiating the terms right now!"

by Cut Master November 7, 2007

Squirrelling

To have public sex, specifically referring to that in a bush

Ging was squirrelling his bird the other day, caught them in the park

by Ainsley_Bond December 10, 2021

Squirrelly,🐿️ ly

You. Reading this. Minding other people's shit, trying to mess with someone, pretty much a bitch.

Yo man my cousin is so squirrelly,🐿️ ly he literally I'm the tree right now

by CHADT July 16, 2022

Squirrel tunnel

Tunnels in which squirrels live.

I was out for a walk and noticed a rather large squirrel tunnel from which a squirrel was climbing.

by IHeartSnape March 13, 2009