Squeezle

A whore who interjects herself between other people's relationships. The whore finds out that you and your significant other has fallen on hard times and she tries to squeeze and weezle herself into your relationship. See: Love and Hip Hop Hollywood; Hazel E, Young Berg, and Masika

If, you tell anyone that Brad and I broke up, a squeezle will try to get him.

by Politic! November 5, 2014

Squeezle

A whore who interjects herself between other people's relationships. The whore finds out that you and your significant other has fallen on hard times and she tries to squeeze and weezle herself into your relationship. See: Love and Hip Hop Hollywood; Hazel E, Young Berg, and Masika

Girl to girl: "If, you tell anyone that Ian and I broke up, a squeezle will try to hook up with him the second she finds out."

by Politic! November 5, 2014

Squeezer

stiffy from mafiamob.com
also known as the raper of albino hairless Thai Midget boys.

Stiffy is going to Thailand next year..what a squeezer

by Anonymous March 3, 2003

Squeezer

variation: Squeeze (V): To Borrow ones vehicle; slang

Yo dad, let me squeeze your car to go cruise the elementary school this afternoon.

by MrBoner February 14, 2003

Squeezer

person who uses nitrous oxide to enhance the acceleration characteristics of their vehicle

dayum, that car is fast! that guy must be a squeezer.

by leader of the anti mullet/anti riceboy brigade March 10, 2003

Squeeze

when a person says something outrageous, Homo, or not even funny, saying "squeeze?" means you are astonished and dumbfounded from the lack of humor in the joke.It is similar to saying "Excuse me? Did you just say that?"

Haha guess what?
What?
your shoelace is untied.
Squeeze ? No Its not

by lido24 December 21, 2008

squeezybix

A pre-mixed wheat biscuit and milk breakfast cereal in a tube for busy modern professionals who find themselves pushed for time in the mornings.

A product that does not yet exist, but that will mark the point at which society becomes damaged beyond all repair.

Premashed potato? Man that's nearly as bad as squeezybix.

by The Glans Punis May 4, 2006