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Blue Springs Banjo 

Whilst fucking your woman in the corn hole from behind in the standing position, grab her leg, lift it and support it like a banjo, using your free fingers to strum her va-jay jay lips and clit. It is sure to be a crowd pleaser!
My woman wasn't sure about anal, until I gave her a Blue Springs Banjo. Now I'm gettin' anal everyday!
Blue Springs Banjo by sucka foos August 22, 2009
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Springfield Stinger 

When a man ejaculates into the nostril of his partner. Invented by a very bored couple in Springfield, Ohio.
My wife's nose was stuffy from allergies, so I gave her a Springfield Stinger and it cleared it right up! She was so happy, she gave me a blumpkin.
Springfield Stinger by Big Fizz October 20, 2008

Springfield, TN

Springfield is an initially charming small-town with a seemingly endless amount of people who would give you the shirt off their back. However, the longer you live there, the more you begin to realize what an absolute shit hole it is. Kids habitually go to the Wal-Mart or empty fields for entertainment and the parents of said kids are either too self-involved to care or stuck in their own childish fantasies to realize their kids are throwing their lives away, just as they have.

One can remedy this condition by either moving out or killing themselves.
Ex. 1 - "Springfield, TN, home of the...what?"
Ex. 2 - "I moved out of Springfield, TN, now my life is worth living."
Springfield, TN by thediamondcanopy September 18, 2011

Boiling springs 

Downtown Boiling Springs consists of a lake and a gas station
Boiling springs by Anonymous September 17, 2003

The Sprangs 

Winter Springs, Florida. Central Florida suburb filled with dudebros, jocks, nerds, and sluts. Marijuana is highly prevalent in this area.
"Yo lets just chill in the sprangs tonight and hit up that keg"
The Sprangs by sprangscuh July 1, 2006
Descriptive word for male genitalia. Much longer than it is wide. Opposite of chode.
(Person 1) - "Oh my God, look at the length of that spinge"

(Person 2) - "Yeah it's really long man!"
Spinge by Dirk Bowden December 19, 2008
A Female with a large buttocks that attracts men.
That girl is deffinitely a springman
springman by Lora Looloo Hooten January 23, 2008