Edible Donkey Splatter

A heaping glob of donkey shit.

"Go eat a glob of edible donkey splatter"

by Skizoo May 24, 2022

Kansas City Splatters

1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.

2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.

1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”

Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”

2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025

SPLATBACK

Occured while performing anal sex with partner when they fart half way through and poo comes out on ones member/ lower abdomen.

*bang *bang *prrrrrp* (splatback) "EUGH"

by NEZZA MCNIBBLE January 19, 2008

Splat Burns

Dankest kid on earth, can be found cheezing with his friends from Solon, but more often he is kicked with his cross country friends. Likes to take dank rips off the legendary 5000 during lige fest. has a grandpa named papa bayer, a brother named patrick burns, amd a son named Mattycakes, and Wojo. Runs some dank Miles

Splat Burns: Ownage Duuuuuuuude, thats so dank.
MC: Yeahhhhhh
Splat: Get the box duuuuude

by thecakes13 February 24, 2010

Splatdouche

1.A douchebag who's douchbaggedness usually creates a large amount of problems to friend and family.

Wow, justin is such a splatdouche ruining his dad's credit like that.

by Splattie Mcgee November 11, 2010

Splaticated

To be severely intoxicated

I was so splaticated last night that I think I slept with my cousin.

by Big Time Slimmy Jim G November 19, 2010

Slatting

To talk sluttily while chatting online.

I was slatting with him all day.

by Friendly B July 7, 2011