splash money

To spend an excess amount of money on unnecessary things

I went to vegas last weekend and splashed a lot of money.

Let's go shopping and splash money

by Brownie22 December 9, 2018

splash daddy

Your daddy who likes to play Wii Tennis

Wow splash Daddy!!! your sure getting better at you Wii Tennis

by Helga.Has.Entered.The.Chat February 23, 2019

Mind Over Splatter

A phenomenon similar to a wet dream, however one is awake during said event. One gets off thinking about something pleasing, rather that using abrasion (Masturbating) the odds of "Mind over Splatter" occuring depend on the how pleasing something is to you and your state of mind.

Mike: Dude, i was totally thinking about Mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load.

Tim: Mind over Splatter?

Mike: You know it.

by Steve the Angry Patriot June 24, 2009

sambuca shit splash

an eerily refreshing mist of sambuca-induced diarrhea

no more for me yo i just sambuca shit splashed all over some girls face.

by fatchinese April 28, 2009

Splaf

The act of ejaculating over your girlfriends face.

Baby, can I splaf on your face tonight?

by Ozvaldez November 9, 2007

splasherino

when you lay a fat one on the toliet and it splashes you with water from the toilet

bro that guys face is worse then a constant splasherino

by Urmomispoo69 December 7, 2017

Nonbinary-Splaining

When you’re not sure what the creature is, but their explaining something to you in a condescending tone while holding a Starbucks cup and plugged with a Wish buttplug.

“Did that fruitcake creature engage in Nonbinary-Splaining to me the art of fist fucking a cactus?”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021