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The Spider-man

The sex act in which a male cums on his hand and flings it on a girls face, like spider-mans web.
"Hey, guess what?", asked Joe. "I just pulled The Spider-man on Lindy!"
by Gary Clark November 12, 2007
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Hairy Spider

When you take a number 2 on someone's chest and you then cut your pubes off on it to make the residue resemble a new species of arachnid.
"Wow that was the biggest hairy spider I have seen ever"
by Austin42g April 1, 2010
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Kinky Spider Sex

What Peter Parker and Mary Jane were thinking about during the scene of the second movie when he's got her in the web and she finds out that he is in fact Spiderman
*Scene where M.J. is chillin in the web while spider man climbs down

Person 1: You know what she's thinking right now, don't ya?

Person 2: No, what?

Person 1: Kinky Spider Sex
by TreeBobJoe October 4, 2010
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Spider

One of the most plentiful and successful organisms on the planet. they are most known for frightening people, and spinning silk. They are generally solitary creatures. They may be creepy looking, but they are facinating creatures when you look them up.
Not all spiders are poisinus. However, the venomous bites of the Black Widow and the Brown Recluse have been known to make people significantly ill.
by Light Joker July 1, 2004
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Spider Web

Blowing your load on your partners closed eyes. When they open their eyes and the cum stuck to their eye lashes spreads like spider webs.
Man I totaly spider webed these girls last night when I doppler radared them.
by Badpolizei May 24, 2011
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touching the sides

when you have something to eat and it's not satisfying you can describe as not touching the sides, can also be used to refer to a loose orifice
i was banging this girl and it just wasn't touching the sides
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
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butt spider

shit balls pulled away from the anus as interwoven with anal hairs. resembles spiders, dingle berries with hair pulled away from the ass.
dude, I was pulling butt spiders off my ass.
what a butt spider.
by mark h July 10, 2003
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