Soccer Ninja

Scott Sterling

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH The cannon has fired and hit Scott Sterling directly to the face!

(He's a soccer ninja)

by Scott Sterling!!!! February 24, 2018

Soccer is better than hockey

Soccer...the sport that everyone says "look at how fake there injuries are!". I'd love to see you get hit in the face with a cleat or knead in the throat or slide tackled or get the ball kicked in the face...you might say " oh that doesn't hurt" but in reality it hurts A LOT! hockey you have all this protective gear on and in soccer you only have shinpads! Fun fact...there have been more deaths in soccer than in hockey! I understand that in hockey there is a puck that is travelling 120 k/ph but in soccer if you actually know how it feels to be hit in the face with a cleat and broke your jaw or get ur eye punctured out bye a cleat bump...youve experienced true pain! In my opinion soccer is better than hockey!

Soccer player: have you ever experienced getting your jaw broke bye a cleat, or getting your eye punctured out?
Hockey player: well shit...
Soccer player: damn right soccer is better than hockey!

by Ilovesoccer2018 June 17, 2018

Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64

a Chinese bootleg game with a good intro.

`person: what should we play
other person: how about Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64
person: wut is that
other person hahahahahaha, ronaldinho saucer

by hunterthebird May 29, 2020

soccer

the best sport in the world!! takes practice and intelligence. the hockey players at my school think it's gay and stupid when really they've mistaken that for themselves. they call me weak cause I play soccer so I kicked one in the shin and they almost started crying, who's weak now? soccer is better than any other sport and to those who think different, gtfo.

hockey kid: soccers gay
soccer kid: I will kick you so hard in the leg and you don't know how to kick back cause you just use a stick

by poopoogirl12345 March 28, 2015

Soccer

The worst sport ever! Why is there even a goalie when the goal is so big! Stupid! If someone gets touched by a finger they cry and has a meltdown. A bunch of British rich boys who can't play football or any active sport so they decided to kick a ball of air. Butt hurt if anyone calls it soccer and try's to explain its football! Guess what in football you do use your foot when they have to kick the ball through the goal post😒

I think I'm sick I coughed

Must be a soccer boy

by Lax girl 7891 July 5, 2016

Soccer

When one plays with themselves; also called Masturebating

Olivia plays soccer everyday.

by xXalexusXx March 28, 2011

Soccer

The lamest excuse for a sport behind football,basketball and lacrosse. its full of abunch of testosterone driven idiots who dont even know how to get a girlfriend

Rybo:im going to soccer practice

Angelo: Soccer sux!!! its the worst excuse for a sport

by USMCGETSOME21 April 3, 2009