seedy

Someone who pretends to be gay, or makes 'Seedy gesture' eg. Cute bum.

Or someone who has something 'seedy' about them, like a dirty pedo moe.
someone who gets with a lot younger people, or extremely older is considered 'Seedy'.
someone who gets with lots of opposite sex
someone who txts lots of the opposite sex

old male to youngish female, "you have a cute bum", smacks her on the ass. <--- very seedy

by Seedy mc Seed August 5, 2010

alaskan sled ride

A kinky act performed during sex where a man takes a crap on a women's chest and the women then takes the piece of poop to a freezer and freezes it. The next day she pulls out the frozen piece of poop and the man uses it as a dildo on the women.

Oh man last night me and my girlfriend were having sex and she wanted to try the alaskan sled ride. So I took the biggest crap all over her chest. It was so big she didn't even want me to use as a dildo in her but I did it anyways and it was awseome!

by Tomazio December 9, 2008

Please Seed

When you are using a bittorent client and when you go to download it, people are saying 'please seed' and losing their shit because no one is seeding once your download is complete you don't seed cos that's for pussies

Seeder "please seed your torrents man, it helps the torrent community"

Non-Seeder "Nah fuck that seeding is for pussies"

by chips&dip December 15, 2010

seedeater

A term of endearment referring to a tall friend who does percussion.

Scotty is tall and does percussion. Scotty is SUCH a seedeater. How's the weather up there, Scotty?

by Free Cake Day January 12, 2011

Sled

To Sleep And Go To Bed.

Justine: It's Been a long day.

Sarah: Yeah, I'm ready for sled.

by SueNayNay November 5, 2012

watering the seed

The process of urinating inside the ass or vagina after ejaculating inside the receptive partner.

Planting a seed in soil a gardener needs to water the seed for it to take root.

After Mike bred me he decided to finish by watering the seed.

by Blake Evans May 23, 2018

seedywobble

When Adam Tomita smacks an east Russian she-male after having crazy butt sex with him/her.

Adam, I heard you seedywobbled that bitch.
P.S. He's done it before.

by balls January 25, 2005