Giga Shart

A doomsday event in your asshole when you think it’s going to be a fart but end up spewing crap everywhere

Guy 1: What’s wrong with him he looks like he’s going to die?

Guy 2: Poor Sam over there is experiencing a Giga Shart

by Ruptured Salmi April 23, 2021

Cooter Shart

The sudden burst of a period blood bubble that Yeets itself out of the female vagina and travels through both cracks.

Jennifer left remnants of her cooter shart all over the seat of my car.

by Major Pewp May 15, 2023

ala shart

When you think you have to take a large dump, but it comes out in little pieces one at a time.

I though I had to take a huge dump, turns out it was ala shart

by rockmongrel October 17, 2023

shart

(v) general positive utility verb; used as an attribute of a great achievement or event

1) Bro I sharted all over that test! Totally aced it!
2) This pizza sharts. So good.

by HungPistonsFan24 April 4, 2022

Shart art

(N): artwork created by the unintentional or intentional act of farting on the back of a toilet, a canvas, or a person and then actually sharting. The result resembles splatter art but smells very different. One can impact the appearance of shart art by consuming food coloring or glitter.

I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!

by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024

Warning Shart

1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.

2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.

1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."

2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).

by EdMyerR April 7, 2023

Shart Loaf

A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.

“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”

“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins October 31, 2019