safety nuke

A Nuke with a rubber tip on top. (For safety purposes.)

“Hey Ricardo lets add safety nukes to our country” said Daniel

by MisterFisterAndHisTwelveBrickz January 23, 2018

safe2say

this app will make your rectum shoot from your anus.

I will safe2say you.

by Iamapieceofpoopy March 22, 2019

Safety Flush

1. The act of flushing the toilet after taking a large dump or dropping multiple logs, but before wiping or finishing multiple logs, in an attempt to break up the volume the toilet has to handle. In effect, to safely flush a large dump without clogging the toilet.

2. A preemptive flush before taking a dump to see if the toilet will safely flush

"Bob, I need to use the bathroom after you, make sure you use a safety flush!"

by Manroot October 19, 2019

Safety Doggo

he will protecc you if you find this good boi

safety doggo:bork

by hahaphunnyjokes December 8, 2020

safety vest

a person that is unreasonable horny, to the point of wanting to bang a random possibly nonexistent person in a walmart parking lot that the met on an anonymous chat board.

safety vest is a horny man.
there goes safety vest again… I really hope that dude doesnt get an STD.

by chastityismylife August 31, 2021

skid safety officer

To piss on and clear away another mans skids in the pan after a good poo.

'I'm a skid safety officer sir, I'll clean that'

'Wow that's a mess, better do my duty as a skid safety officer and hose that down'

by BAZLEYSMASH December 4, 2015

Occupational Health and Safety

Is a legislation to protect dumb people from themselves whilst putting others with intelligence though hours and hours of pointless and boring presentations so stupid rules and procedures can be implemented to annoy workers and reduce productivity.

Occupational Health and Safety

When replacing cuter blades ensure equipment is shut down and isolated before removing cover....

by ladam21 March 14, 2011