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please grab a sprite

when ur girl is thirsty and tries making a move on u but y'all aren't feeling it
girlfriend: *sits within 3 feet of you and y'all only been dating for 5 years*
you: "bitch you thirsty please grab a sprite"
by atticsalt July 24, 2018
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PLEASE

Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything
Ted - Hey Barney, what do you do for a living?

Barney - Ha Please
by afdgh11 August 23, 2018
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Patty Pleaser

Commonly referenced term for a man's dick.
I'd like to jam her with my Patty Pleaser!!!
by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 16, 2008
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Mount pleasant

The best mount pleasant. Located in South Carolina, suburb to Charleston South Carolina.
Did you hear, Mount pleasant has almost 20000 people more than the entire country of Greenland!
by What's dat boi October 8, 2018
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Lady of pleasure

also known as a courtesan or a female prostitute.
That girl who lives at the end of the block is a lady of pleasure.
by MylesyL. January 30, 2012
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business before pleasure

There's a time for being serious and a time for being fun.
While wanting to go to a party but still having homework, Chloe's parents said "business before pleasure."
by Business is pleasure December 9, 2015
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Carousel of Self Pleasure

Act done during masturbation. When about to cum, get up, start spinning as fast as you can whilst ejaculating and humming carnival music.
-Sorry I'm late, Mr.Smith, I had to clean up after doing the Carousel of Self Pleasure.
by Erick Pineapple August 30, 2017
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