passive texting

To pull out your phone and text a random person during an uncomfortable situation as to avoid interaction with others involved in the uncomfortable situation by coming off as "busy".

John pulled out his phone and started passive texting when his wife's ex husband David sat down next to him.

by Schnitterbit June 9, 2011

pashto

Language spoken by most Afghans and almost all in the North West Province Pakistan.

I speak Pashto " Zama Jibba Pashto da"

by Brad_from_Harrogate August 4, 2006

Pass the Dutch

A "dutch" in this context, is a spliff, or hand rolled marijuana cigarette. The phase is used when requesting that a comrade lend you his for a sample toke.

(Thanks, Missy Elliot!)

Cmon, pass the dutch baby!

by Gordon October 3, 2003

black pass

A document that allows s non black person to say the n word. Must be issued by African American. Most prevalent in northeastern middle schools and high schools.

White guy 1:you stoopid
White guy 2:shut up you n****
White guy : I'll tel on u
White guy 2:I have a black pass.

by 322997am June 14, 2016

Pastie Slappers

Shoes worn by high ranking officials at Greggs food chain stores. these are apparatus used to flatten the pasties once they are baked. They are worn on the feet.

Ed Jackson's shoes.

by Thomas Connelley July 8, 2003

paskus

When a guy holds an electrical cord with his mouth so he won't trip over it while he's moving the TV... and when he puts the TV down, he forgets about the cord firmly clamped between his teeth and in one, swift move, he rips out 2 perfectly good bottom front teeth.

Whoopth! I jutht pulled a pathkuth!

by Louise Paskus October 19, 2003

Passed Go

Got paid

Kraig says, "Hey Brandon, want to hit up the bars tonight?"

Brandon, "Hell yeah, I just passed go!"

by giark2002 April 3, 2009