Packing the Mule

When you smuggle drugs up sex slaves ass.

My brother just got arrested in Mexico for packing the mule.

by RobotxNathan4life February 27, 2019

Preventive Parking

When you are going out drinking and you have to drive to the bar or party to get there. You park your car fully aware that you may have to leave it overnight in case you get all blacked out. This is to prevent a ticket or towing the next morning.

Nah, man. It's all good. I don't have to move my car tonight because I engaged in a little preventive parking before I got here. Thanks, though - good lookin out. Now let's black out with our hawks out!

by Cbass187 June 19, 2008

Jurassic parking

When a fatass is walking so hard down the hall that water starts rippling and and computer monitors start shaking

Holy fuck, shes jurassic parking so hard down the hall my computer fell off my desk

by J-Rex04 January 16, 2020

Turtlehead poking out

When you really need to poop and are in the car, opening your front door, etc. and you feel as if the turd is beginning to force its way out. This may actually be happening or just a sign that it will if you don't get to the toilet fast enough.

"Mom, please hurry up!"
"I'm at the speed limit, Fred! What could be so important that you would risk casualties?"
"Please, I've got a turtlehead poking out, Mom!"
"Urgh, Fred..."

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 15, 2021

ten minute parking

A sweet alt metal band from newtown. consists of:
Walter Murphy (the mic)- Vox/Rythm Guitar
Mike Johnson (b plug)- Lead Guitar
Marc Giannavola (the fodgoddler)- Bass
James Hilton jewfart- Drums
Playin local shows and parties. They could most deff school fall out boy, because fall out boy sucks the d

mike- how bout we be chicago typewriter?
everyone else- no that sucks
marc- *points to sign* why dont we be Ten Minute Parking
james- thats sweet
wally- thats pretty cool
mike- thats gay
all- fuck you mike

by TMPowns September 17, 2005

stacked and packing

(desc. adj)
A good looking woman that is armed.
A woman with large breasts that is carrying a gun.
Occasionally refers to a female undercover policewoman.

"Yea she fine, stacked and packing, mess wif that
and she gonna pop a cap in yo sorry a**"

by Big G lizard September 22, 2007

Human Parking Cone

It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselvs orange and you have to paralle park between them.

oh, a Human Parking Cone, I've done that!

by Mapoe Sims December 14, 2010