Force-Ordering

When you order something that you know you don't like on a sandwich, pizza, etc. hoping to force yourself to like it, but you end up begrudgingly taking it off when you get it because, let's face it, you're never going to like it.

I was at McDonald's the other day and I was force-ordering onions

by Bruh24/7 March 26, 2015

juan ortega pineda

A gay cunt that works as a prostitute because he doesn't have any money. He also likes to give blowjobs for free because he loves sucking dicks.

Juan Ortega Pineda is a cunt

by Bliz May 14, 2015

jackie ortega barron

One of the most beautiful girls u will ever meet. Encountering a Jackie Ortega Barron is rare and u should be grateful for her being in your life. She has dark hair, beautiful eyes, and not to mention the most beautiful smile. She is really easy to fall in love with but hard to get over. Guys are chasing after her wanting to date her.

You: Damn is that a Jackie Ortega Barron
Friend: Hell yeah it is

You: Dibs

by Ultra Instict Shaggy ❤🇲🇽⚽️🤞 June 14, 2018

Marissa Ortega

100% an idiot. Takes real words and switches the letters around beyond understanding. Must explain her words in order for others to comprehend.

Person 1: S_ _ _ _ ari _ e
PERSON 2: Suphariee!

Everybody: Damn it Marissa Ortega

by Lilslug5921 June 17, 2018

Side order

A girl who is used as and when she is needed!!!

Amber is just Justin's side order while he feasts on everything else

by slysye March 20, 2019

Warning Order

Warning Order: Prior to burying ones cock in a juicy ass, you stick a lubed thumb (often lubed by suckling on it slightly and removing it from your mouth with a satisfying 'pop' sound) in the chocolate factory as a 'warning order" of what's next to come.

Warning order: a military order given to troops so they can begin preparations for a mission prior to receiving a full set of orders.

Thank God Arthur gave me a warning order last night! I swear if he didn't, I wouldn't have relaxed and I may have developed anal fissures.

God Dammit Nic, you could at least give me a warning order before slipping your D in my ass! I barely noticed you in there!

My boyfriend never gives me a warning order before he pounds my brownie factory.

by Aaidan725 June 13, 2019

Elehi Ortega

A boy who thinks he's handsome because............ yea

Hay que guapo estoy. I"m so handsome I am Elehi Ortega

by Elehi Ortega August 23, 2019