take a nap

To "hook up"; to "sleep with" someone. Intercourse.
Originated in Dallas, TX after the millenium, but before that song "I'ma put you to bed" came out.
"I took naps all weekend with this girl I met Friday!"

"I'm about to take a nap"

"I'd like to take a nap"
by DreamGyrl360 September 12, 2007
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Taking a break

1: The quote you use when your ex is dumping you, but you are not over them.

2: What you tell someone when your obviously dumping them, but don't want to hurt their feelings.

3: The thing you tell others when you brake up with someone, but when they talk, touch, or look at another girl in any way you come back to them.
We are not breaking up, were just... taking a break.

Are you breaking up with me? No, I just want to take a break.

Girls i'm so over him like he always wants to hang out with his friends. Oh crap did he just talk to that girl. Be right back, *yells* TAKE ME BACK LIAM, TAKE ME BACKKK.
by HannahIs349011 June 11, 2017
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Taking temperature

When you finger a girl. Fantastic-like.
"Hey Drew, guess what happened last night? I was taking temperature of this chick and I think she had the flu."

"How'd you take her termperature"

"With my finger thermometer...it was a balmy 98.6 degrees"
by Benny Delicious October 15, 2006
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taking ass

the pleasure of fornicating with ones asshole, whether welcome or unwelcome.
dude, im totally down with taking ass right now
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take a two

To sit down and talk stuff out. It could be just taking some time out for yourself too.
"Slim Thug and Z-Ro, ya'll still bullshitin. Need to sit down and take a two, theres to much money to be get." Pimp C-Knockin Doors Down
by Mr.Southern Connection May 22, 2006
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Take a Dannie

to shit. to destroy a toilet. an evil form of ass-blowout commonly referred to as 'taking a dannie' as to not offend. usually coincides w/ 'turtleheads' and 'downloads'
*turtlehead poking* OMFG I have to go take a Dannie otherwise I'll fill my Depends
by OMGWTFturtlehead July 24, 2008
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takes the biscuit

Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened. Similar (but not identical) to the US version "that really takes the cake".
I know politicians are a bunch of lying fools, but that Donald Trump really takes the biscuit.
by ProfJF February 20, 2017
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