Boyfriend: "hey babe I'm gonna go.
Girlfriend: "why?"
Boyfriend: "I'm gonna go let loose the moose."
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"As the young lonely man was sitting in his basement he thought to himself, "now with mom and dad asleep I can let loose the moose."
Girlfriend: "why?"
Boyfriend: "I'm gonna go let loose the moose."
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"As the young lonely man was sitting in his basement he thought to himself, "now with mom and dad asleep I can let loose the moose."
by RESTERONER October 13, 2009
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In the sport Disc Golf (Frisbee Golf) you shoot a plastic disc to a basket. Flat, hill, forest,ect. any type of terrain. Occasionally your disc will hit a tree, and sometimes if not most, it will hit a big branch poking out of the side of the tree. That is a Moose Cock. A big leafless tree branch.
by Jonny Hyzer December 11, 2010
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The story of the Midnight Moose is that it's a moose, who goes around at night taking dumps in people's mouths as they sleep. So when they wake up, they have bad breath.
The story of the Midnight Moose is that it's a moose, who goes around at night taking dumps in people's mouths as they sleep. So when they wake up, they have bad breath.
Lastnight I was visted by the Morning Moose.
by dmeech February 4, 2005
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Get the moosk mug.Person A lays on the floor while Person B takes off their pants and stands over Person A's face. Person C pours a beer down Person B's ass crack, causing the beer to drip of Person B's taint, into Person A's mouth.
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