Moose Douche

Someone who exceeds the limits of being a douchecanoe, douchenozzle, or douchebag.

"Check out the antlers on that moose douche."

by moosedouchegabbana August 16, 2017

juice the moose

to juice the moose is to pass gas,to cut the cheese.

Dude,you better roll down the window because i am about to juice the moose.

by MichaeltranUSA November 30, 2017

Congo Moose

A large African-American woman.

I couldn’t make it to the back of the store because the Congo Moose and her cart took up the whole isle.

by JunkieMonkeyMoose August 9, 2021

Roaring Moose

The act of, while having sexual intercourse with a female in the doggystyle position, grasping a nice firm hold of the said womans pig tails, and slipping out of her vagina and penetrating her anus. She will "roar" and attempt to escape your man-meat, but the trick is to maintain control.

NB: Can be done with two men however this is seldom seen.

Man, that chick thought she had seen it all, until I gave her a roaring moose last night

by pujbakarakacasidisinayake April 27, 2010

Silly Moose

A modern insult derived from the commonly used Silly Goose.
When someone does something particulary strange yet funny you call them this.

Little Timmy is dancing around with a diaper on his head.

Suzie: Oh Timmy, you are SUCH a silly moose!

by SilverSky October 1, 2008

Moose Mobile

The moose mobile is a moving cellular tower exclusive to the cold frigid regions of Canada. When the moose mobile goes by you may place a call or email, every Canadian depends on the moose mobile to have contact with the outside world.

Dude you like totally see that hockey game last night eh? Nah man the moose mobile was not close enough eh.

by acanadian112233 April 24, 2010

Angry Moose

A male having vaginal intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, while a friend waits in the closet with a camera. Out of no where, with no warning, the male shoves his penis into the females anus, as the friend jumps from the closet to take a picture of the females horrific facial expression, the male pushes the females head down and gives her moose antlers with both of his hands. The facial expression shows the anger, and the antlers show the moose- giving you, the Angry Moose.

Me and my friend gave this girl an Angry Moose last night! Then her best friend bitch slapped both of us for being such retarded pieces of shit!

by Michelle Hen. August 14, 2006