morning doo

The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.

Got outta bed and dropped a morning doo. Today is gonna be AHHHH-mazing.

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Moaning yoda

When you make a girl orgasm you throw green paint on there face while you give them a facial

I was up all night having sex with a girl and I gave her a moaning yoda and it was hrd to clean up

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Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.

I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.

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Any time of the day it's morning..24 hours.

I say to someone -"Morning"
They say. Morning?
It's 7 pm at night..

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That one classical song played whenever a character wakes up on a peaceful day.

Person 1: Hey man, i finally found that one classical song!
Person 2: Yeah, i know the one. Its called morning mood.

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Pussy that been marinating in cum all night. Too dangerous to fuck.

Man I really want that morning pussy it’s been marinating all night.

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