Moaning yoda

When you make a girl orgasm you throw green paint on there face while you give them a facial

I was up all night having sex with a girl and I gave her a moaning yoda and it was hrd to clean up

by Wanglerz August 3, 2017

Morning thickness

Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.

I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.

by Chett2tees October 21, 2017

Morning

Any time of the day it's morning..24 hours.

I say to someone -"Morning"
They say. Morning?
It's 7 pm at night..

by Jade petro May 24, 2018

Morning Internet

Internet slower than you normally have

Ah fuck i have morning internet

by IAmTheRolo August 22, 2018

Morning Mood

That one classical song played whenever a character wakes up on a peaceful day.

Person 1: Hey man, i finally found that one classical song!
Person 2: Yeah, i know the one. Its called morning mood.

by Ligma Fella September 8, 2018

Morning pussy

Pussy that been marinating in cum all night. Too dangerous to fuck.

Man I really want that morning pussy it’s been marinating all night.

by Thesecowsbehellathicc March 30, 2019

morning turd

the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber

wow i should really wake up and make some coffee, i'm being a morning turd

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019